Cisco Ramon quotes from The Flash

Caitlin

Beta, Alpha, Theta, Delta - all your brain waves are perfectly in sync. The chances of that happening are next to impossible.

Barry

Impossible is just another Tuesday for us, remember?

Cisco

Yeah, but this is like some Twilight Zone level stuff. And I say that knowing full well that we have a guy locked up in our basement who can turn himself into poison gas.

Wait, really?

Cisco

Dude, that was like week three.

Cisco

Hey? You gonna miss being able to fly?

Yeah, maybe if I was the one holding the controller.

Stein

Meaning?

Meaning you weren't the most conscientiousness body-mate.

Stein

So you do not consider keeping you alive to be conscientiousness?

Alive? We were living under a bridge eating garbage.

Stein

I did not determine that it would be my mind that would dominate our existence, but thank God it was. I could feel your fear and panic, emotions that could have gotten us killed in that state.

You kept me buried down. You kept me from her.

Stein

Which is likely why she's still alive. Now I believe that you and I have spent quite enough time together.

Wells

You need to hurry, Barry's wounds are starting to heal with the fragments still under his skin.

Cisco

This is just like the time I stepped on a sea urchin. Only much worse.

Barry

Just don't pee on me.

Cisco

Uh, you know that's a myth, right?

Caitlin

I had Ronnie, and then I lost him. Then I found him again, but he wasn't actually Ronnie. Then I got him back but just for a day until I lost him again.

Cisco

You guys are like 10 seasons of Ross and Rachel, but just, like, smushed into one year.

Wells

While I am more than happy to spend an evening watching old movies with you, Cisco, do you not have your brother's dinner to attend?

Cisco

Yeah. I was gonna ask Caitlin to come with me, but then I got a much better idea.

Wells

Which was?

Cisco

To not go at all.

Caitlin

So Clyde Mardon has a brother?

Wells

And both brothers survived the plane crash, and then the dark matter released from the particle accelerator explosion affects them both in virtually the same way.

Barry

Yeah, only Mark's power seem to be a lot more precise. To be able to control the weather like that, indoors?

Cisco

You'd have to be a Weather Wizard. Ooh, I've been waiting since week one to use that one.

Wells

You're incredibly clever, Cisco. I've always said so.

Cisco

You're him. The Reverse-Flash.

Wells

You and I haven't been truly, properly introduced. I am Eobard Thawne.

Cisco

Thawne? Like Eddie.

Wells

Let's call him a distant relative.

Cisco

The night that we trapped the Reverse-Flash, you almost died. There were two of you.

Wells

It's an after-image. A speed mirage, if you will.

Cisco

Joe was right. You were there that night, 15 years ago, in Barry's house. You killed Nora Allen.

Wells

It was never my intention to kill Nora. I was there to kill Barry.

Cisco

Why? You're his friend. You've been teaching him how to...

Wells

Go faster. I know. A means to an end. And I'll tell you why. Because I have been stuck here, marooned here, in this place for fif-teen long years. And the Flash, and the Flash's speed, is the key to my returning to my world. To my time. And no one is going to prevent that from happening.

Cisco

I can help you.

Wells

You're smart, Cisco. [starts vibrating his hand] But you're not that smart. Do you know how hard it has been to keep all of this from you, especially from you? Because the truth is, I've grown quite fond of you. And in many ways, you have shown me what it's like to have a son. [thrusts his vibrating hand into Cisco's chest] Forgive me. But to me, you've been dead for centuries. [removes his hand, and Cisco falls to the floor dead.]

Caitlin

What if I came with you?

Cisco

What? Seriously?

Caitlin

Absolutely. You've done so much for me. Let me be there for you for a change. And I can look at old family photo albums and see what little Cisco looks like without long hair.

Cisco

I'm rescinding your invite.

Wells

What exactly are we waiting for, Ms. Smoak?

Felicity

Up there.

Caitlin

Is that a bird?

Cisco

It’s a plane.

Felicity

It’s my boyfriend.

Caitlin

I don't understand. What do Dr. Wells and The Reverse-Flash have to do with each other?

Barry

Um... They're the same person.

Caitlin

That's impossible.

Barry

Look, Caitlin, it took me a long time too, but it's him.

Caitlin

Dr. Wells is a speedster? He's paralyzed.

Joe

Is he, though?

Caitlin

And why would he kill Barry's mother? It doesn't make any sense. Cisco. Say something.

Cisco

I've been having these dreams. Mostly at night, but sometimes during the day. But they don't feel like dreams. They... they feel real.

Barry

What happens in the dream?

Cisco

Dr. Wells is The Reverse-Flash. And... he kills me.

Eddie

Where's Barry?

Joe

He should be here any second. I sent him out for...

Barry

[superspeeds into the house] Pizza!

Cisco

What?

Eddie

From Coast City?

Barry

Supposedly the best in the west.

Cisco

Why didn't I think of this before? Come to papa.

Cisco

How do you know Barry? Are you guys, like, friends or something?

Not really. We met last time he was in Starling City visiting my friends. John Diggle, Felicity Smoak, and Oliver Queen.

Cisco

Three people who absolutely have nothing in common. As far as I know.

Cisco, I know Barry's the Flash, and Oliver's the Arrow.

Cisco

[chuckles] How do you know that?

[whispers] Because I'm the Black Canary.

Cisco

Stop playing.

It's true.

Cisco

You stop it right now. No. [laughs]

Okay, okay. Calm down.

Cisco

I love you. I mean, I love the way that you beat up criminals.

Cisco

"Flash missing. Vanished in crisis."

Barry

"After an epic street-battle with The Reverse-Flash, our city's very own Scarlet Speedster disappeared in an explosion of light."

Caitlin

Barry, look at the date.

Barry

April 25, 2024. Guys, when I fought The Reverse-Flash at Christmas, he said we'd be fighting for centuries.

Caitlin

Wait, you can't really think that this is from... the future.

Cisco

That would mean Dr. Wells, or whoever he is, is also...

Barry

From the future.

Cisco

I have to say, I'm really digging the brighter red suit. And the white on the symbol? That's dope. Wait a second. Suppose we now change the color on your suit. Will it be because we got the idea from this picture? That would mean we're living in a causal nexus. This - wow. This is so trippy. Like, Marty and the Polaroid trippy.

Caitlin

Not as trippy as the name on the byline.

Barry

Iris West-Allen?

Cisco

Mazel tov?

Hebrew. Ancient language of the Jewish people.

Barry

What happened to Grodd?

Caitlin

We don't know. After the Particle Accelerator exploded, I went down to check on him, and his cage was empty.

Joe

So he could have been affected by the same energy that hit Barry?

Cisco

When the dark matter hit Grodd, all the drugs and serums that Eiling injected him with could've activated. Maybe the Accelerator explosion created a meta-gorilla. I think we know what happens when a super-intelligent ape who's pissed off at humans escapes captivity.

Caitlin

Cisco's right about the first part.

How come you haven't given me a code name? I heard you came up with Captain Cold. What do you think I should be called?

Cisco

Female Inmate.

Aw, come on. You made my gun, the least you can do is give me a badass alias. Please?

Cisco

Fine. Golden Glider.

Smart is sexy, Cisco.