Cisco Ramon quotes from The Flash

Barry

I'm still not fast enough to make it through DeVoe's pocket dimension.

Cisco

That's why we split up. Yeah, each one of us stakes out a different launch pad.

Barry

You're serious. I mean, you've seen DeVoe in action.

Cisco

Yeah. The guy's a one-man Legion of Doom, so send the Super Friends.

Barry

Once we're inside, we'll have less than a second. I'll activate the plates, draw their charge–

Cisco

I'll lay the breach links–

Caitlin

And I'll protect the A.R.G.U.S. agents from the blast using this... fish shooter.

Cisco

"Ice shooter".

Caitlin

Do I have to call it an "ice shooter"?

Barry

I thought "Frostbite" sounded good.

Cisco

Guys, it solves the friction offset problem by shooting ice. Therefore, it's an ice shooter. You call it an ice shooter.

Barry

Relax.

Cisco

It's not that hard.

Cisco

I was supposed to fix this.

Harry

And you did! Ramon, Ramon, you did. You did. You brought me back. You brought back what matters. So what if I'm... Look, my whole life, I've been defined by one thing: my IQ. And somehow you've given me... uh... a balance. Between my head and... [puts his hand on his chest, indicating "... my heart."] Thank you. For the balance.

Iris

So what?

Barry

Iris.

Iris

So what that that article says you never come back? So what if the other one says you vanished? I mean, it's said other things before, right? We made it say other things before. So, whatever the future brings, we're gonna deal with it when it gets here. And change it if we need to.

Cisco

She has a point. If there's anything Team Flash is good at, it's handing the future its own ass, and then some.

Caitlin

What he said.

Cisco

[emotional regarding Gypsy] We just had something so special. Shouldn't it have worked? 'Course, now it's not so special anymore, and now she's just rattling around... inside my head.

Caitlin

I'm sorry this is so hard for you. But it's okay that you're still thinking about her.

Cisco

I don't think you understand, Caitlin. I mean, she's literally... inside my head. I can't vibe. Everything I vibe connects to her. I put some music on, I hear her voice singing along. I'm painting my figurines, I see her face on Captain Kirk's body. Shhhh... do you smell that? Of course you don't. 'Cause that's her perfume, [laughing nervously] and I'm the only one smelling it.

Caitlin

Of course. Your powers linked you guys over pan-dimensional space-time, so it makes complete sense that your vibe echoes would be–

Cisco

–connecting us to each other, yes, I know. Thank you for the diagnosis.

Caitlin

I'm sorry. You don't need a doctor, you need a friend.

Cisco

This is a waste of time. Thank you very much for coming, Cumberbatch.

I'm sure you would like it if I took my leave, right? Could have more time to recover from your recent heartbreak.

Cisco

What are you talking about?

Sherloque

The subcutaneous undereye bruising which indicates you've been crying. A flaky skin which indicates dehydration, probably from alcohol consumption. Alcohol plus crying can only mean one thing: you have been duummmped.

Cisco

Wrong, detective. I have not been dumped.

Sherloque

Oh no?

Cisco

It was a mutual decision, okay? Cynthia and I, we reached a decision together as a team–

Sherloque

Of course.

Cisco

–okay? And I haven't been sobbing. In fact, I can't remember the last time [starts to break down] I cried about it. Excuse me. [leaves the room]

Cisco

Iris West-Allen, I know bad-assery when I see it, and that was raw, unrefined, cage-free, non-GMO bad-assery right there.

Caitlin

You dove off a building.

Barry

For me.

Iris

Yeah, I guess I kinda did.

Nora

What was going through your mind?

Iris

Uh, "Please, God, don't let me drop this key."

Nora

I mean, weren't you afraid? You're not a speedster.

Iris

No, I'm not. But my husband and my partner and my best friend... is.

Barry

Dude. Hey, we need to talk.

Cisco

Why? I thought that dramatic confrontation worked perfect.

Barry

Look, we all want to help Caitlin.

Cisco

Oh, do you?

Barry

Yeah, I want Caitlin to have a chance to be with her father–

Cisco

Just like Nora got the chance to be with you? See, this is your problem. You think that this is just another perfect father-daughter pairing. Reunited.

Barry

I'm not blinded by my feelings.

Cisco

Well, they're not helping you to see any clearer. You gotta stop thinking this like Nora's dad and start thinking about it like a CSI. Please? Don't do it for me, do it for her.

Barry

Uh, is it safe for this to be here?

Cisco

[far too focused on the core] Yeah, a little dark matter never hurt anybody.

Barry

What?

Sherloque

I don't understand. Explain again to me, what is difference between this day and every other day in America?

Cisco

It's a holiday when we all get together and celebrate and eat a ton of food. Like, a gross amount.

Sherloque

Again, what the difference between this day and every other day in America?

Cisco

That's legit.

Caitlin

Hi, guys. What's going on?

Sherloque

This guy. He try to explain the Thanksgiving holiday, he's failing miserably. What is this holiday, please explain.

Caitlin

It's very simple, actually. It's just about getting together to celebrate our loved ones and family.

Sherloque

So simple, this why I don't understand this holiday.... Don't have any family.

Cisco

Didn't you have, like, seven marriages?

Sherloque

I did. Have seven marriages, five wives, seven marriages, but... no family. This holiday, it's a cruel holiday.

Caitlin

Ooo. "Weather Witch"?

Cisco

I'll allow it.

Caitlin

So the dagger has anti-dark matter properties.

Cisco

Yes!

Caitlin

Cisco, if we could synthesize that into a serum, we could get rid of Cicada's powers entirely.

Cisco

And not just his powers! Everyone's!

Caitlin

Everyone's?

Cisco

Caitlin, we can make a metahuman cure.

Caitlin

You think we need a metahuman cure?

Cisco

Don't you?

Caitlin

Um...

Cisco

Okay, maybe not. But I seem to remember a time when you did?

Caitlin

Sure, when I first discovered Killer Frost, I wanted to get rid of her. But when she was gone, it felt like a piece of me was missing. Besides, we've seen metahuman powers do really good things.

Cisco

Okay, yeah, if you can build an ice bridge to avoid rush hour traffic... but what if my existence gives everyone around me radiation poisoning like Fallout? [pause] Those metas, we created them against their will.

Caitlin

No, Thawne created the particle accelerator and he sabotaged it.

Cisco

And who shattered the satellite full of dark matter and created God knows how many metas? We did that. This cure could give metahumans a second chance at having a normal life.

Caitlin

Maybe not everyone wants a normal life, Cisco.

Cisco

Okay, well,... we can't both be the basket case.

Caitlin

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it." [off Cisco's look] Come on, Breakfast Club? It's one of the only movies Killer Frost and I actually agree on.

Cisco

Let me guess, she's into Bender?

Caitlin

Totally. She loves him.

Cisco

Hm. Makes sense. I'd ship them.

Ralph

One drink? I'm paying.

Cisco

[skeptical] One drink. But only because you never pay for anything, ever, and I'm really curious to see what Hell looks like frozen over.

Barry

We have to wait how long before we can use the metahuman cure?

Cisco

Not even that long.

Iris

Cisco.

Cisco

It's gonna go by [snaps] like that.

Iris

Cisco!

Cisco

Twenty-nine days.

Nora

A month?

Cisco

I know, right? Just one teeny, tiny... month until we stop Cicada's purge. You know, historically speaking, this is way faster than we've ever stopped a Big Bad.