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Cisco Ramon quotes from The Flash

Played by Carlos Valdes · 171 quotes · page 9 of 12

Cisco Ramon

Played by Carlos Valdes

The Flash · 613 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in The Flash: in 171 of its 613 quotes
Most scenes with: Barry Allen (68), Dr. Caitlin Snow (50), Iris West (23)

Scenes with Cisco Ramon 157

Cisco

Question for the room: How did I get stuck doing the buddy system thing with Ralph?

[whispering] It's the best way to keep Ralph safe, Cisco.

[low voice] Yeah. It's the best way to keep Ralph safe, Cisco.

Cisco

Well, clearly you've never had to stay over in an apartment that uses neon beer signs for lamps and the kitchen sink for a shower. Ralph, I love you, but you sleep on a futon.

A futon's not that bad.

Cisco

It is when it's damp!!

Why is it damp?

I sweat a lot when I sleep.

You're nasty

Cisco

Listen, Miyagi–

What?

Cisco

I've been here all day opening breaches, all right? So unless you wanna rub your hands together and do some magical shoulder pop–

I'm not rubbing your shoulder.

Cisco

That's what I thought. I'm taking five.

Ah, come on.

Cisco

[through clenched teeth] I'm taking five!

Cisco

[regarding the nuclear bomb] I'm guessing this is our Ark of the Covenant.

Something like that, yeah.

Cisco

Whooah. Yeah, that'll definitely melt your face.

Listen, Ramon, DeVoe wants these bodies. Maybe we change the bodies, we keep these people safe.

Cisco

I'm sorry, don't you have, like, six PhDs?!

Seven!

Cisco

Yeah. Which one of them is in "Mad Science"?!

"Mad Science" is just an area of study. It's not a degree.

Cisco, why can't you just help him?

Cisco

Why am I the only one who thinks putting a rageaholic and dark matter together is a bad idea?

He's trying to stop DeVoe. That's not a bad idea.

Cisco

He's trying to match his intellect with a madman whose innovations are warping his brain. Have you not seen Spider-Man 2?

No.

Cisco

How can you live with yourself?

We'd make a fortune. An improv group made up of superheroes. We can take it to Washington. We'd be the "D.C. Comics".

Cisco

No, Ralph.

First rule of improv is say "Yes".

[Breacher, Gypsy's father, suddenly appears from a warp, grabs Cisco by the throat and pins him to a wall.]

I need your help!

Cisco

[strangled voice] Little bit of a mixed message here.

I went back to my Earth, saw my reflection in my knife. I saw an older man.

Cisco

I'm curious, have you never looked in a mirror before?

I'm not a teenage girl!

Cisco

Okay, you're not a teenage girl.

But I realized, time to hang up my coat. [Referencing the Hawaiian shirt he's wearing] This is my new uniform, like it?

Cisco

Yeah, retirement suits you. So, what do you do with all this time?

There's a dragon farm on Earth-47 that I've always wanted to visit.

Cisco

A dragon farm? Okay, get your Khaleesi on.

I'm not a Khaleesi!

Cisco

Okay, you're not a Khaleesi.

But, I just wanted to tell you Ciscy, goodbye forever. [turns to go] Oh, wait! Just one more thing. Now that I've retired, there's an opening at the Collection Agency. I would like you to replace me.

Cisco

Wait, I'm confused.

You want to see my daughter more. Work with her! Together, you and Cynthia could be an unstoppable duo. So what do you say, Vibe? Do you want to be the new Breacher?

[Harry is demonstrating a new weapon to use against DeVoe]

One strike incapacitates the Thinker. Two strikes... no more Thinker. I call it "Sonic Scepter".

Cisco

Okay. Points for alliteration.

LSLeo Snart of Earth-X

All right. You get me for twenty-four hours. Not a minute more.

Cisco

Wait. Why not?

Because I thought I'd make Ray an honest man. [indicates his ring finger] Tomorrow.

[Each member of Team Flash offers Leo congratulations.]

[puts his hands on Barry and Cisco's shoulders] I figured if you two could make it, so could we.

BCBarry and Cisco

What?

[points to her and Barry] No, we–

I tease.

We're gonna miss you, Leo.

I'll miss you, too, Caitlin. You're quite the badass, you know? Enough to make your alter ego proud.

Thank you.

Detective West, I know my Earth-1 counterpart gave you a lot of headaches. Hopefully, I've begun to make up for that.

Man, you prevented a nuke from leveling this city. [shakes Leo's hand] We're good.

Cisco. I'm really gonna miss that hair.

Cisco

[laughs nervously and touches his hair] Okay.

Iris West-Allen. Thank you for helping me take down Nazi scum. Again.

You're welcome. Again.

And then there was one. I can see why the other Snart turned over a new leaf and joined the good guys. You treat everyone around you with kindness and respect. Just remember to do the same for yourself. Every once in a while.

Thanks for helping me push through.

Any time, Barry. [embraces Barry]

[At the Vandermeer Steel crime scene]

Cisco

Okay. So, where shall we start? I'm thinking, if we can gain acc– [Barry races around the rooms at super-speed, accessing and reading the computer files.] –ess to their files...

Alloy 1771? I mean, that's the only item missing from the inventory files.

Cisco

Or I can just... stand here and look pretty.

[Team Flash is trying lo locate Amunet using her past as a flight attendant.]

Yeah, looks like there were thirty-five flights in the air in Central City the night of the particle accelerator explosion.

Cisco, can you access the flight manifests?

Cisco

Yes, I can. And I can take the crews' credentials–

Cross-reference them into facial recognition?

Cisco

Can you not read my mind? [Barry stammers an apology.]

[The "Council of Harrisons" has just departed, seemingly without helping Harry with his problem.]

Ramon, remind me again. [snaps his fingers] What's another word for... "huge"?

Cisco

"Colossal".

"Colossal". Great, thank you. [growing angry] This... was a colossal waste of time! [kicks a trash can as he leaves the room]

Well, actually, thanks to Ramon and the Council of Harrisons, I may have an idea about why DeVoe has not yet launched his satellites.

Cisco

He put himself in DeVoe's shoes.

And I thought, well, if I was this ultra-genius moving around in a floating chair, how would I feel?

You'd feel nothing. You'd be sociopathic.

Right. But to me, I wouldn't consider myself sociopathic [goes to the whiteboard] when all my actions would be driven by the one thing that I care most about, right? [draws a smiley face added to a sad face]

So if you're not acting–

If I'm not acting, then I don't have the one thing that I care most about. [draws a neutral face] My wife.

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