Sherloque Wells quotes from The Flash

Cisco

This is a waste of time. Thank you very much for coming, Cumberbatch.

I'm sure you would like it if I took my leave, right? Could have more time to recover from your recent heartbreak.

Cisco

What are you talking about?

Sherloque

The subcutaneous undereye bruising which indicates you've been crying. A flaky skin which indicates dehydration, probably from alcohol consumption. Alcohol plus crying can only mean one thing: you have been duummmped.

Cisco

Wrong, detective. I have not been dumped.

Sherloque

Oh no?

Cisco

It was a mutual decision, okay? Cynthia and I, we reached a decision together as a team–

Sherloque

Of course.

Cisco

–okay? And I haven't been sobbing. In fact, I can't remember the last time [starts to break down] I cried about it. Excuse me. [leaves the room]

Ralph

We find out where this is used, we'e gonna find our man. Elementary.

Sherloque

Elementary?

Ralph

No shrap, Sherlock. [walks off]

Sherloque

[more to himself] It's Sher-loque.

Ralph

Well, listen, Sherlook–

Sherloque

Sher-loque.

Ralph

I, uh, I gotta hand it to you. That's... very impressive.

Sherloque

Quite a breakthrough, aye, Monsieur Dibny? One that I cannot take any credit for. Hmm, all the credit, all the praise, goes to you, Monsieur Dibny. It was your instinct to follow the mask, right? Well, you were right, and I was... less right. I apologize.

Sherloque

I don't understand. Explain again to me, what is difference between this day and every other day in America?

Cisco

It's a holiday when we all get together and celebrate and eat a ton of food. Like, a gross amount.

Sherloque

Again, what the difference between this day and every other day in America?

Cisco

That's legit.

Caitlin

Hi, guys. What's going on?

Sherloque

This guy. He try to explain the Thanksgiving holiday, he's failing miserably. What is this holiday, please explain.

Caitlin

It's very simple, actually. It's just about getting together to celebrate our loved ones and family.

Sherloque

So simple, this why I don't understand this holiday.... Don't have any family.

Cisco

Didn't you have, like, seven marriages?

Sherloque

I did. Have seven marriages, five wives, seven marriages, but... no family. This holiday, it's a cruel holiday.

Nora

Sherloque, you know that stuff your ex-wife said isn't true, right?

Sherloque

No. I'm destined to be alone.

Nora

No, you're not.

Sherloque

Yes, I am.

Nora

Listen, you treat love like it's a mystery that can be solved, but you can't deduce your way to a happy ending. You just have to let it come one step at a time, and enjoy whatever step you're in.

I don't love Shay. We're friends.

Sherloque

All right. Well, let's take a look at that, too, shall we, hmm? So this is a friend from another Earth, for whom you left a high-paying job, and for whom you have dedicated every waking moment of your life trying to help. It doesn't quite add up.

I can't love Shay. He's my dead husband's doppelgänger from Earth-2. How crazy would I have to be to fall in love with him?

Sherloque

No crazier than marrying the same woman from five different Earths. [off Tanya's look] Oh, I know. Very good at marrying people, but not so great at staying married. Along the way, though, on these countless Earths and countless doppelgängers, I learned there is one thing that makes all of us unique. And if that... is what you fell in love with, well, then,... perhaps a face doesn't matter that much.

Nora

This is gonna be one of the biggest challenges of your career as a hero. Do you know what you're gonna say?

Barry

Uh, yeah, you know, yeah, I... I've got some loose... thoughts.

Sherloque

Oh, great. Well, that instills all of us with confidence, right. 'Loose thoughts'. What you going to say? "Hey, most bloodthirsty enemy... Stop"? [Cisco scoffs]

Iris

Guys. It worked for Marlize. Maybe not so much for Savitar, but...

Barry

I will figure out what to say to him, all right? I got this.

Nora

I know you do, Dad.

Cisco

You know, I have a bit of experience with these, uh, long-distance relationships. I got one word for you: holocube. [presents a holocube] These things work–

Sherloque

I must request that you stop speaking. Possibly forever.

Ralph

On that note, I'm happy to help you follow that lead on the atomizer.

Caitlin

Really? What about... Sher-luck?

Sherloque

"Sherloque". Do you think any of you are gonna get this right at any point at any time in your life? "Sherloque" !

Sherloque! You scared me to death.

Sherloque

Well, I apologize, but when you don't answer my many emoticon pictograms, no, I fear the worst, huh?

I was in the library. What could have happened to me?

Sherloque

Stacks collapse. [Renee laughs] Livid librarian.

[amused] Really?

Sherloque

Death by dewey decimals.

And a life loss by late fees?

Sherloque

Ah, there you go.

Cisco

[on how to revive an injured Ralph] We blast him ?!

Sherloque

Yes, you blast him. Like, the vibrational jolt, it will be more than enough to [snaps his fingers] kick-start his consciousness, I'm sure of it.

Cisco

Can't we just play some Gaga and hope he wakes up?