[Ralph wants to help Cisco with his first date with Kamilla using "The Book of Ralph".]
Chapter one: "Initial Planning".
CiscoInitial planning? It's a first date, Sun Tzu, not an incursion.
Trust me, Grasshopper. Love is war.
A character in The Flash
Played by Carlos Valdes
The Flash · 613 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Flash: in 171 of its 613 quotes
Most scenes with: Barry Allen (68), Dr. Caitlin Snow (50), Iris West (23)
[Ralph wants to help Cisco with his first date with Kamilla using "The Book of Ralph".]
Chapter one: "Initial Planning".
CiscoInitial planning? It's a first date, Sun Tzu, not an incursion.
Trust me, Grasshopper. Love is war.
I keep trying my absolute hardest to change the outcome, but I end up failing every time. What if we can't fix this, Cisco?
CiscoNora, sometimes we fail because... all we can worry about is not failing. I'm so worried about my first date since Cynthia that I don't feel free to be myself around Kamilla, and then I'll just end up screwing it up even more. This, this "Intelligence and Reconnaissance" mess? I don't need this. All I need is to be myself. Duh.
We oughta talk.
CiscoDon't you know you shouldn't interrupt others while they're brooding? I'm trying to get my Oliver Queen on here.
CiscoYou know, I have a bit of experience with these, uh, long-distance relationships. I got one word for you: holocube. [presents a holocube] These things work–
I must request that you stop speaking. Possibly forever.
Nora, where would you find this hyper-conduit in 2049?
Probably Ollins Laboratory. Ollins won a Nobel Prize for quantum engineering.
CiscoOllins? As in Sebastian Ollins?
Yeah. Do you know him? He is a true genius.
Cisco[scoffs] A genius, you say. The guy couldn't even stay awake through a single physics lecture. In fact, I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for his very smart, very considerate college roommate lending him notes, helping him study, he wouldn't have made it through his finals! Nobel Prize, my ASS!!
Yeah, he knows him.
[regarding the speedster trap] Man, this thing brings back memories.
Good ones? Bad ones?
Thawne ones. We trapped the Reverse-Flash in this thing before we even knew he was Thawne.
CiscoWell, we actually ended up trapping his speed mirage, while his real self just sat there chilling in his wheelchair.
Man, Thawne's plans got plans.
Cisco[on how to revive an injured Ralph] We blast him ?!
Yes, you blast him. Like, the vibrational jolt, it will be more than enough to [snaps his fingers] kick-start his consciousness, I'm sure of it.
CiscoCan't we just play some Gaga and hope he wakes up?
CiscoYou're looking at the world's first inverse mass angular momentum disruptor, but we can just call it a stellar grenade.
Cool. So this will destroy the black hole?
CiscoAs long as it doesn't get much bigger, this will reverse the hole's mass-collecting properties, causing it to... [sucks air] Implode. Just toss it into the event horizon, hasta la lasagna, don't any on you.
CiscoThat's it. [hits the computer space bar] I've been saving this for the right moment since day one.
[ Queen's "Flash" begins playing.]
Really, Cisco?
CiscoThe guy's running in and out of a black hole!
[a beat] .... Good point.
CiscoYeah.
CiscoWhat are you doing on our Earth?
What am I doing? I'm searching for an artifact that happens to contain the same particles... I'm currently reading off you.
What?
Although...
CiscoWhat - what part - particles of what?
Eternium.
CiscoEternium?
Eternium's a Multiversal element, all right? Although the readings were stronger in the alley.
CiscoListen, Indiana, I don't know how you do things on your Earth, but this ain't "Temple of Doom." And what is Eternium supposed to be, anyway? Some kind of stolen mystical element from the tiki gods that you suddenly have to return?
Look, there's no such thing as mystical mumbo jumbo or gods. What there are are meta-humans, aliens, and false gods worshiped by simple-minded people that find comfort in myths. I dispel those myths. You people are no help.
CiscoThe Monitor? Where did you see him?
We went in the Time Vault, right after putting Chester in the MAC. The Crisis that he spoke about last year, it's the same one in the plinth's newspaper. And it's not coming in 2024. It's coming December 10... 2019.
Are you sure about this?
The jackass lied to you.
Yeah, well, we thought so, too, but... Barry went to Earth-3 and Jay Garrick helped him see that it was true.
CiscoHow did he do that?
Jay projected my mind forward into the future.
CiscoOkay. And what did you see?
I saw a giant wave of antimatter sweeping over our Earth. Vaporized all of Central City and everybody in it. Including you three.
Great. I'll go mark my calendar.
We still have seven weeks to make sure none of this happens.
Guys, Barry's right. We've changed the future before. We can change it again.
So what else did our Asgardian cosplayer say?
That was pretty much it.
What are you talking about? What the hell are you doing?
CiscoI'm saving your life. 'Cause someone has to do it.
Saving Ramsey... Saving Ramsey's my call.
CiscoAnd it's a bad call.
But it's one I made. Sometimes, as a leader, you have to make tough calls in order to serve the greater good.
CiscoYou know, I made a tough call. And I made it for you.
But I told you. You can't save me.
CiscoI'm not buying that!
Well, you have to. Sacrificing myself saves everything and everyone. I've seen it.
CiscoAnd what does that give me to look forward to? Waking up to a world without the Flash? A light without my best friend?
You get to live. You all get to live.
CiscoDon't.
Look, man, I... I've been dealing this for weeks. Wondering what's gonna happen when I'm gone, how everybody's gonna move on. That's why I wanted us, you and me together, to save Ramsey today.
CiscoYou wanted us to save a random person so I'd be okay with you dying?
No. I wanted us to save one person's life so you could understand the tough calls... the sacrifices that a leader has to make. Because you're my pick. You the person I want to run S.T.A.R. Labs and this team when I'm gone.
Okay, computer, what's Barry's favorite movie?
Empire.
[the computer reads out Jurassic Park]
Oh, thank God.
Actually... I loved, loved Empire Strikes Back my whole life, but... now that I think about it... oh, my God. My favorite movie is Jurassic Park.
CiscoThere it is.
How does it do that?
CiscoFuzzy logic, and AI intuition, my guy. With the B.A.R.I. by my side, it'll be like you never left.
You need time to rest that sexy brain of yours.
CiscoMy brain is the Ryan Gosling of genius intellects.
CiscoMe being like this, I don't want you to think I'm still hung up over Cynthia or something.
Cisco, someone you cared about died. I'd be worried if you weren't sad.
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