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Renée and Roy in “Season Two, Episode Two”

[Roy and Renée are on a plane, the air hostess has just served them a drink so Renée starts talking to the hostess.]

Renée

Oh thanks love, lovely. Oh I’d have loved to have been an air hostess you know, I would, such a glamorous life you know jetting off all over the place serving businessmen with tea but Roy thinks, he thinks you’re just waitresses, trolley dollies he calls you, what did you call them Roy?

Roy

Trolley dollies.

Renée

He’s funny Roy ain’t he. When we got on the plane I said to Roy, Oh don’t those air hostesses look lovely in those posh uniforms and do you know what Roy said, he said they’re all caked in make-up, what did you say Roy?

Roy

They’re all caked in make-up.

Renée

He’s really observant Roy, you know he sees everything visually. But my friend Gloria she said the pilots marry air hostesses, and I said some of them do Gloria, but some of them are gay, which is fine, what did I say Roy?

Roy

They’re all poofs and lezzies.

Renée

You lying bastard Roy- I hope you crash!

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