Part 1
[Simon & Lindsey run toward screen with paintball guns; screaming]
Right, day five, paintball. We're here for fun , and camaraderie. The type of people you meet in the paint zone are the best. We've gotten a lot of new buddies since we started balling.
"Gotten"!
Now, although paintball is not real war...
"Buddies"!
Although paintball is not real war...
"I've gotten a gun, let's go shoot some buddies"!
[Simon shoots Lindsey in the groin; Lindsey screams]
Although paintball is not real war, it's important to take it seriously. You need the right equipment. We've got the goggles...
[he raises his goggles to show; Lindsey shoots Simon in the face; Simon screams]
Sorry, Si.
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