Part 2
Right, three big tips before we start: shoot it, shovel it, and shut up.
What?
Shut up! Right, I've got a standard hand-gun, and Lindsey has got one of those fast-action automatic-cocking babies.
We're going for maximum splat, splattus maximus.
And believe me, they work.
It's gripped!
Sorted! Okay, Linds, when the whistle goes, I'm gonna hot-foot it up there, you cover me.
Right, it's gripped!
[whistle blows]
Right, let's paint ball!
Good luck, comrade.
[Simon starts to run; Lindsey grins to camera a then starts shooting Simon in the back; Simon falls and Lindsey keeps shooting; Lindsey stops shooting and laughs]
What the bloody hell do you think you're doing, Lindsey?
You said "cover me"! Hu-her, joke!
[Simon shoots Lindsey in the groin again]
Jokus maximus bollockus number two!
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