The Fairly OddParents Season 1 quotes

Yesterday, I tried to fix a pencil sharpener at work and they had to CALL IN THE COAST GUARD!

C'mon Dad, you're exaggerating

[Picks up Timmy to his face] Tell that to Mitch from accounting, he clung to a floating copier for hours until the fish CAME OUT! [Sobbing] Waaaah, oh Miiitch....

Oh honey, don't be so hard on yourself. What do you say we make some popcorn and watch the toilet?

It's no use, I'm an incompetent BOOB! [Walking sobbingly to the front door] I'm just going to stand in the garbage can, in the alley, for the rest of my life [Opens the door with a wrench, an ocean of water floods into the house]

I flooded the house trying to make hot dogs.

Guys! I need help.

Not now Timmy, we're upset 'cause Timmy blew up!

No! You have a perfect civilization. Why would you want to add a woman to it?

[talking to Timmy, about Dad] He destroys everything he touches: The toilet, the TV, your childhood...

Your calling yourselves the L.O.S.E.R.S.?

Oh we took the bear bus.

Vicky

The eyes!

It's no use, son! The gig is up!

We know your secret!

Ahhh! You were right, Wanda! I got careless and now I'm totally busted!

That's right, son! You might as well 'fess up!'

Well, -

Timmy, no!

Poof, poof!

It's too late. My mom and dad know I have... fairy godparents.

Foop

February 3rd, you're mine!

Foop

Oh it’s gonna get darker a lot sooner than that

Quiet! She'll hear us

Vicky

certified this!