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The Fairly OddParents · Season 1

The Fairly OddParents Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

EKElf Kid

I nominate Foop

[Foop celebrates]

EKElf Kid

Spelled backwards !

[To himself] You always falls for that...

[other personality] Actually Poof won me over my his speech so I changed our vote! Oh you imbecile!

DDinkleberg

You see Turner, I am part of a secret organization called MEAN! The ministery of evil and abusive neighbors!

I think we all remember the last secret wish. December 19 1986. Little Joshua Applebee secretly wished for Chuckles the Fairy eating Cockatiel.

[plays Toccata & Fugue in D minor on organ] Sorry I just love to play at funerals.

Turner, what did you wish for?

Okay don't be mad but, I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay 10 years old and keep my fairies forever.

What? WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS WISH?!

50 years ago?!

So let me get this straight, you and everyone else on earth are actually 50 years older?!

Do the math Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13. You're fine Timmy. Lets all go home. If my hunch is correct there should be a puppy there waiting for me.

FTFather Time

Sorry, sorry, I forgot to set my watch for Daylight Savings Time. I sprung ahead when I should have fallen back. Hey, I brought gifts. [he reaches into his beard] You know what they say, there's no present like the time. [pulls out four watches] Get it?

He's been doing that same joke for thousands of years.

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