Sorry I'm late. I was signing up for DrugCo's testing program.
They test drugs on employees?
Yeah, they used to test them on rats but they kept exploding.
Gee, doc, are there any side effects to this new drug? Well, just the one: kaboom!
Hey, I want in on this! What kind of drugs are they testing?
Smart drugs.
They got drugs that make you smarter? What do they do?
Well, our friend Oswald has stumbled onto a complex question: what is intelligence?
Well, it's not finding out rats explode and going "Hey, where do I sign up?"
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