[After Lewis and Oswald have been taking smart pills with no apparent effect]
Let's go get something soft to eat. My cavity is hurting and neurons are spiking through my cerebral cortex like electrons through a linear accelerator.
...What'd you say?
...I said, "Let's get yogurt."
Oh, okay. For a minute there I thought you said something smart. [They start to leave] Hey, are they still using linear accelerators?
Actually, most particle accelerators are circular.
Don't you mean "elliptical"?
Ah, but aren't all circles ellipses? [They laugh] ... where's the car?
[They look around stupidly]
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