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The Critic · Season 2, Episode 1

Jay, Doris and others in “Sherman, Woman and Child”

Jay

Doris, I can’t lose this job. It’s all I know how to do.

Doris

Ah, come on. Everyone has hidden talents. Like me. I’m a whiz with smoke rings. Watch.

(Doris inhales from her cigarette and blows out a spiraling ring of smoke that transforms into a demonic-like shape)

Smoke

(Diabolically) Doris … Tick Tock!

Doris

That was supposed to be a bunny.

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