TV QuotesDatabase

S1 E1

The Critic · Season 1, Episode 1

Jay Sherman in “Pilot”

Jay ShermanVoiced by Jon Lovitz

Now for the part that you love most and I find humiliating, on the Shermometer, this film rates an "absolute zero!" Brrr!

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Jay Sherman“And that's me on the set of Dances...” Duke“Why the hell do you have to be...” Jay“Now Son, you may just have noticed there...” Jay“I'm not going to stop loving you after...”

More The Critic quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Critic pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.