The Cosby Show · Season 5
I had to stand up in front of the police in the police station and tell Jade that I found the watch, symbol of our love on the street.
How'd she take it?
She broke up with me, calling me a conniving creature. Then she turned to the police and said, "Officers, arrest him for impersonating a man."
(to Sondra) Honey, look around! I mean there's hardly anything left. The only thing that's left is the babies' football.
Now that you mention it, they were very persistent. In fact, every time I tried to get up, they shoved me back down. And then you should have seen their faces when they got their hands on those babies. They were cackling! Elvin, our mothers stole our babies!
Where are my babies?
(joking) Did you check under the couch?
(Sondra makes an evil look at Theo)
(to Kenny) You realize, of course, that if your brother did work at our law firm that he'd be working for me?
That's okay.
But Kenny, this is the brother that you said never wanted to work for a woman.
I know, but he's desperate.
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