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The Cosby Show · Season 2, Episode 3

“Happy Anniversary” quotes from The Cosby Show

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“Happy Anniversary” · Season 2, Episode 3

In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (4), Clair Huxtable (4), Theo Huxtable (2), Vanessa Huxtable (2), Sondra Huxtable (2), Russell Huxtable (2)

We thought it would be nice if we cooked the meal for Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary.

And I'm sure you girls will do a great job.

Theo, I mean all of us.

I don't cook.

Maybe you should learn.

Why?

Theo, you're going to leave this house one day and you're going to want to eat.

I'll have my girlfriend cook!

Now where are you getting this attitude from?

Cockroach.

CVClair, Vanessa, and Sondra

Ohhh Cockroach.

You see, we decided, we're only going to date girls who cook.

Theo, the women of today have better things to do than to stay in the kitchen.

That's because the women of today haven't met the man of tomorrow.

I've been to Europe and I didn't care for it.

Yeah, but it was 1943 and you were running alongside of a tank.

[Cliff and Clair are snuggling in bed. Cliff moves over closer to Clair.]

Cliff, your feet are freezing!

That's why I brought them over there.

Well, why don't you move your feet over to your side of the bed until they warm up?

[Cliff pulls his feet away.]

Now they're cold and lonely.

We thought it would be nice if we cooked the meal for Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary.

And I'm sure you girls will do a great job.

Theo, I mean all of us.

I don't cook.

Maybe you should learn.

Why?

Theo, you're going to leave this house one day and you're going to want to eat.

I'll have my girlfriend cook!

Now where are you getting this attitude from?

Cockroach.

CVClair, Vanessa, and Sondra

Ohhh Cockroach.

You see, we decided, we're only going to date girls who cook.

Theo, the women of today have better things to do than to stay in the kitchen.

That's because the women of today haven't met the man of tomorrow.

I've been to Europe and I didn't care for it.

Yeah, but it was 1943 and you were running alongside of a tank.

[Cliff and Clair are snuggling in bed. Cliff moves over closer to Clair.]

Cliff, your feet are freezing!

That's why I brought them over there.

Well, why don't you move your feet over to your side of the bed until they warm up?

[Cliff pulls his feet away.]

Now they're cold and lonely.

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