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The Cosby Show · Season 2, Episode 3

Sondra, Theo and others in “Happy Anniversary”

We thought it would be nice if we cooked the meal for Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary.

And I'm sure you girls will do a great job.

Theo, I mean all of us.

I don't cook.

Maybe you should learn.

Why?

Theo, you're going to leave this house one day and you're going to want to eat.

I'll have my girlfriend cook!

Now where are you getting this attitude from?

Cockroach.

CVClair, Vanessa, and Sondra

Ohhh Cockroach.

You see, we decided, we're only going to date girls who cook.

Theo, the women of today have better things to do than to stay in the kitchen.

That's because the women of today haven't met the man of tomorrow.

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