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The Cleveland Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Rallo, Donna and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mom?

Yes, sweetheart?

[clears his throat] Off-color terms for a woman's privates include: [bleep, bleep]. And most offensively, [bleep]. [smiles]

[Furious and offended, Donna kicks Rallo's door open, throws him in his room, and closes the door, leaving him alone with Junior, who is sleeping, moping around and still grounded]

Hey, man. I couldn't let you serve out this sentence alone. So, is that top bunk taken? [pokes Junior] Junior?

[reveals his bald head and a tear in his eye] You sleep on the floor, 'cause you're my BITCH.

Please don't knock my teeth out!

[about to punch him] You're 5, you'll grow more.

[backs away until he bumps into the door then shouts] Mama!

[annoyed, off-screen] What?!

It was me! I stole the candy bar! Junior had nothing to do with it, I swear! Please let him go!

[off-screen] Roberta?

[off-screen] Fine by me.

[takes off the rubber bald head and wipes off the tear, revealing to be a charade] Thanks, Rallo. But do let me know when your teeth fall out. [skips happily and giggles]

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