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S1 E15

The Cleveland Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Cleveland, Rallo and others in “Unfinished Business”

Smells like a Denny's in here, but without the old man stink.

You got that covered.

No, I smell like a middle-aged man: Propecia, hot wings, and night sweats from our adjustable-rate mortgage, now pass those eggs.

Uh-uh. Remember what Dr. Fist said about your cholesterol?

Yes, he said it was "appalling" and "life-threatening". Uh, pass the eggs.

This is your breakfast, Cleveland. The same breakfast you've been eating for the past two weeks.

More twigs?

Fiber Twigs-The cereal that lowers your cholesterol.

Aah! I got a splinter!

'Cause you got a mouthful of wood, like usual.

Huh? Oh.

[both Roberta and Cleveland laugh. Then Cleveland pushes Roberta and grabs her plate of food]

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