BCaptain Brown
Captain Kipper B. Brown. I run the centre.
Gordon Brittas. I run the centre...Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre! [laughs]
S6Christmas Special: Surviving Christmas
He's really got you going. I can almost smell the fear.
That could be me, Mr Brittas. Haven't been able to change me socks.
97 different ways of killing people!
BCaptain Brown
I've just thought of number 98.
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