Man, Brittas and others in “A Walk on the Wildside”

Arms wide open, head back, a bit lower... (He and his family smile for the camera just as Mr Brittas and Gavin enter the swimming pool)

So Mrs Bidmead didn't take it?

Not as far as I know, Mr Brittas, no.

Right everybody, positions.

I might have known, it's you!

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

So now, you've added theft to your list of criminal activities, have you? (Points to the poster) That poster is Leisure Centre property. It's also central to an inquiry that I'm currently... (The poster goes in the water) You've really done it now! How can I continue my inquiry now you've destroyed the vital evidence. You are guilty of perverting the course of justice, so I have no alternative but to ban you from this leisure centre for the rest of your natural life.

Mr Brittas, I've... hit a bit of a snag. (Rushes into the changing rooms)