Colin, Brittas and others in “A Walk on the Wildside”

Interesting walk, Mr Brittas?

Incident-packed, Colin, though not interesting per se. Certainly not as interesting as walk number 27.

Ah, yes, the roundabouts of Whitbury. Their verges and their bollards... Fascinating stuff.

A heady brew for any walker. Give me a hand with this, will you?

Certainly, Mr Brittas... (Starts removing the hose and wheel around Mr Brittas' neck) I've done two more walks myself, Mr Brittas, for your research.

Good man! Debrief in my office, ten minutes.

Wilco, Mr Brittas. I've also rigged up the "Face in the Crowd" display, but I'm afraid I have to report that. Mrs Bidmead has defaced the poster.

Dear, oh dear, oh dear!

Shall I call the police?

Not yet, Colin, I'd better look into the matter first.

If it should come to court, Mr Brittas, Carole here was a witness to the whole event.

Is this true, Carole?

Yes, Mr Brittas.

In fact, it was Carole who lent her the pen.

Really, Carole?

Well, I suppose so...

So you are in fact an accessory to this alleged act of vandalism?

Well, I suppose...

I would be careful what you say, Carole. I shall, of course, be holding a fully internal inquiry, but I'd strongly advise you not to say anything at all till you've spoken to your legal representative.

Yes, Mr Brittas...