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S1 E15Unfinished Business
MSMaster Shake
Where. Is the toilet?!
What the hell is this milkshake doing in the kitchen?
MSMaster Shake
Did I not just ask where the toilet was?! Because if you don't have one, I'll use the sink.
MMeatwad
He will, too. Get them dishes outta there.
Come on, little meat, lets go upstairs to my room.
MMeatwad
Stairs? That's something I only heard of in books! You a rich boy.
Mother if you don't stop crying I'll....
You try it and I'll rip off your arm and shove it up your bum!
You do that and I'll slap you in the face with my newly acquired bum-arm!
You do that and I'll bite off your arm, chew it up, and spit the bone fragments into your eyes. Thus puncturing them and causing the eye liquid to flow into your lungs drowning you!
Mother, that's pretty harsh.
I guess I'd better get back to my pad. Them girls ain't kissin' themselves.
If they start, you know where to find me. Oh, I love that business.
BBeggar
Would you care to do a kind deed for an old man down on his luck? Perhaps a drop of ale, and a crust of bread. [coughs]
Hey, how about a crust of nothing, and for dessert, a door in your face?! [slams the door on the beggar]
Son, I just learned a valuable lesson. Never cross your sweet, loving mother, unless - and this is a key point - unless you want your arm ripped off and shoved up your ass.
This is stupid. I wish we weren't penguins and that our show wasn't canceled.
AAH! Zorak, gone! I'm all alone! All alone in space! [stands on top of the rocket and sings] I am all alone in space! And I have a very pretty face! A face no girl will never, ever see... unless that pretty girl is me!
Please save me.
Save you from what?
The crows. They're holding me prisoner.
Really? How's that going for you?
Not good. I think they're planning to kill me.
Killer crows? Bummer.
They'll probably kill you too.
[terrified] Damn it!
Just for talking to me. [cries]
Oh, no. Or should I say... OH, NO...!!!
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