[Cindy tries to talk her siblings and Alice into appearing in a fundraiser play of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"]
Me play one of the seven dwarfs?
You liked Mrs. Whitfield, didn't you?
Sure, she was my favorite teacher. She was Marcia's favorite teacher too. I think she was even Mom's favorite teacher.
Boy, she's been teaching since the older days.
You better not say that around Mom.
Well, will you help me with the play?
Sure. If I can be Dopey.
Well, you can't be Dopey.
Why not?
I'm saving that part for someone special.
Who?
Me.
[Cut to bathroom, knock on the door]
Come in.
Marcia, how about —
Sure, Cindy. Anything for good old Mrs. Whitfield.
Oh, thanks!
Except, I want to play Dopey instead of you.
How did you know I wanted to play Dopey?
Thin walls.
[Cindy leaves]
[Cut to Greg's room, Cindy knocks on the door]
Come in.
Gee, Greg, this room in the attic sure is neat. I love the way you fixed it up, and Alice —
Cindy, you don't have to butter me up. I'd be glad to help out Mrs. Whitfield.
Thanks!
But I want to play Dopey instead of you.
How did you know I wanted to play Dopey?
Thin floors.
[Cut to boys' room, Cindy knocks on the door]
Sure, Cindy, anything for Mrs. Whitfield. As long as I get to play Dopey.
That goes for me too, but I want to play Dopey.
Well, you can't be Dopey.
Yes, I can. [door closes]
"Snow White and the Seven Dopeys"?
[Cut to kitchen]
Alice, how would you like a nice, big, juicy part in my play?
I'd love to! Can I play Dopey?
That part's already taken, six times.
What have you got left?
How about the wicked queen?
You got yourself a deal. If I can't be a wacky dwarf, I'll be a wicked queen. [imitates evil laughter]
That was good. Thanks, Alice!
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