Mom, dad, it works! Stretching myself really works! I grew an inch and a half!
How much?
A whole inch and a half!
Oh, honey, maybe you grew, but I don't think an inch and a half.
Not since yesterday.
But I measured myself three times! A half inch, plus one whole inch!
No, it's only a half an inch!
How do you know it's only half an inch?
Well...
Yeah, how do you know, Cindy?
I made the mark a half inch lower, so that Bobby would think he grew!
Cindy!
I'm sorry!
Well, that's okay, I still grew an inch!
No, only half an inch.
You did the same thing too? [Jan nods]
Well, a half inch isn't bad.
Bobby.
Oh, no.
I guess we should have checked with each other.
That's the dirtiest trick I've ever heard of!
[Bobby runs off.]
Bobby. They weren't trying to trick you. I don't think that what they did was right —
They were only trying to help.
They did it because they know it's true!
Now what's true?
I'm a shrimpo, a peewee, I'll never grow another inch as long as I live! [runs up the stairs]
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