Give me a bite.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You want the Valtrex before or after?
You love that bagel so much you're gonna fake herpes?
I could have herpes. You don't think I could have herpes?
[smirks] How'd surveillance go with Termite last night?
You know, I haven't checked in with Butcher yet, but… I'm sure it went fine. [pause; Neuman gives him a look of uncertainty] Don't–No, don't give me that face.
I'll bet you a crisp $100 bill something got fucked up.
You don't know that.
[holds her hand out] Okay, take the bet.
…I'm–I'm not gonna take the bet, but uh… [Neuman takes the bagel from him] Wow, really?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, still, Butcher delivers every time.
And I have to apologize for him every time. Look, Butcher's the guy you want in a shooting war. No question. But we're in peacetime. [eats the bagel] Oh, my God. So worth the herpes.
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