Hey, Homelander.
What are you drinking?
Shake Shack.
Ooh.
You want one? I’ll go grab a PA–
Oh, no. No. Thank you, though. [walks up to A-Train] I see you got the extra whipped cream in there, huh?
Yeah.
Yummers. Guess you wanted to cram in as much fat fuck as possible, huh?
[confused] …Did I do something wrong?
You think I haven’t seen you [pokes A-Train's stomach] shoving back two dozen cupcakes in the break room? Nine servings on Miro's truffle risotto night [pokes A-Train again] Hmm?
Hey, man… You know I need 30,000 calories a day.
Maybe when you actually ran you did. But now, you’re just eating your feelings, making us look ridiculous. [pause] “The Fastest Man Alive”, what a fuckin’ joke. [walks away]
[whispering under his breath] Fuck you, man.
[stops walking] What did you say?
Nothing. Nothing...?
[Homelander quickly walks back to A-Train and grabs him by the back of his neck]
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
I’m sorry! Shit! I’m so sorry, I–I didn’t mean it!
Say it. [activates laser eyes; A-Train drops his shake] SAY IT!
I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
[Homelander lets go of A-Train and walks away]
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