Lauren Pearson, Susan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh my God! Are we this family now- all about the quarterback?!

Lauren, can't you just be happy for your brother?

(grins) No, no, we can talk about something else-like how Lauren wants to get her belly button pierced.

Why would you wanna do that? The skin membrane is meant to protect us.

(chuckles) Yeah- you are not getting your belly button pierced, young lady.

Why? How is a navel piercing any different than an ear piercing?

Because when you wear earrings, boys look up here! (points to his face)

How 'bout if I pierce my tongue? Then, no one will know I have it if I don't open my mouth.

Oh, I'm for that!

Lauren, if we knew you wanted metal in your mouth, then we wouldn't have had your braces taken out!

You know, that is a great point, honey! I see these kids at the mall, they look like they ran into a nail gun! I mean, when did shrapnel become a fashion accessory?

Mom-

Don't look at me- I am trying to figure out what your father was doing at the mall.