[in response to Howard offering to go for Jamba Juice] No. Jamba Juice is for heroes. [pulls down paintball visor] And that's what we're going to be.
What are you doing?
Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo. [walks out for hideout and bares himself, with arms wide open] Geology isn't a real science!!
[Sheldon is then shot down in slow-motion by the rival paintball team, and collapses]
DAMN THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!!
[all other members charge out, and shoot down the rival teams]
[getting up] If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started. [gets hit by another paintball] Ow!
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