Amy, Penny and others in “The 21-Second Excitation”

So anyway to make a long story short, turns out I have an unusually firm cervix.

You know Amy, when we say girl talk that just doesn't have to be about our lady parts.

[That's a] Shame, cause I have a real zinger about my tilted uterus.

So what do you girls wanna do tonight? Should we go to the club or to the movies?

Or we could just stay here?

Yes, and continue to bond. I have a feeling that after tonight, one of you will become my best friend forever, or BFF if you prefer - which I don't.