Sheldon
Whether you forgive me or not, I want you to have this
[Sheldon pulls a couch cushion out of a large bag]
Howard
You're giving me a couch cushion?
Sheldon
No, the cushion is merely symbolic. I'm giving you my spot on the couch.
[Everyone looks at him in shock]
Howard
[aghast] But... you love that spot!
Sheldon
No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe... And now it's yours.
[Howard is speechless]
Raj
[crying] Oh my God, dude. Now you have to forgive him.
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