Amy and Sheldon in “The Desperation Emanation”

I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that has no value to human relationships.

Amy Farrah Fowler, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.

I trust this clarification allows us to return to boy-slash-friend-slash-girl-slash-friend status?

Of course. Would you like to join me for Chinese food?

Sheldon, please, you're suffocating me.