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S3 E21

The Big Bang Theory · Season 3, Episode 21

Elizabeth Plimpton, Howard and others in “The Plimpton Stimulation”

Elizabeth Plimpton

Do you like role-playing games?

Howard

Yeah, sure. In fact, I'm a dungeon master.

Elizabeth

Not tonight. Tonight, you are a delivery man. You brought soup, but, uh-oh, Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you. So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement.

Howard

Beg your pardon?

Elizabeth

You two figure out the details, I'm going to change into something I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.

Howard

[after Elizabeth goes into another room] What the frak?

Raj

Go away. She wants New Delhi, not kosher deli. Besides, you have a girlfriend.

Howard

We broke up weeks ago.

Raj

Why didn't you say anything?

Howard

I was waiting for the right time. This is the right time.

Leonard

[arriving] Hey, who's ready for Halo?

Raj

Oh, this is like a nightmare. Get lost!

Howard

He's right. The numbers are shaky enough as it is.

Leonard

I don't understand.

Elizabeth

[peeking head through door] Oh, good. Leonard's here.

Raj

Good?!

Leonard

Elizabeth, what's going on?

Elizabeth

What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men and Raj is my new landlord and I don't have enough money to pay any of you. [goes back inside the room]

Leonard

Is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting?

Howard

Yep! Welcome to the Penthouse Forum.

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