Sheldon
Waterfalls!
Raj
What?
Sheldon
Waterfalls, crashing waves, babbling brooks.
Howard
What are you doing?
Sheldon
Subliminal messaging. I'm going to make you want to pee. Dripping faucets, leaky gutter, peeing.
Raj
It's not working, dude.
Sheldon
Oh it's working alright. I have to pee.
Raj
Then let go of the ring and go.
Howard
Well actually I wouldn't mind going either.
Raj
Well on the count of three. 1, 2...
Sheldon
Wait, just to be clear. When we get to three, do we stand up? Or do we pee?
Howard
We stand up.
Sheldon
Excellent choice.
Raj
3.
Howard
Something tells me this was a bad day to wear suede shoes.
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