Howard, Sheldon and others in “The Jiminy Conjecture”

I am willing to bet anything, that's an ordinary field cricket.

I can't take your money.

What's the matter? You chicken?

I've always found that an inappropriate slur. Chickens are not, by nature, at all timid. In fact, when I was young, my neighbor's chicken got loose and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.

Chickens can't climb trees.

Thank God.