[Penny knocks on the door]
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
How's your leg?
Very good. Thanks for asking. Come on in.
Oh good, Penny, you're here to exchange gifts. You'll be pleased to know that I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.
[handing Sheldon his present] Ok, here.
Hmmm. [starts to open his present] I should note, I'm having some digestive distress, [Leonard shakes his head no] so if I excuse myself abruptly, don't be alarmed. [completes opening his present] Oh! A napkin.
Turn it over!
[becomes weak at the knees and has to sit down as he reads] "To Sheldon. Live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy."
He came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin's dirty, he wiped his mouth with it.
[gasps] I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
Well…yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it!
[visibly shaking] Do you realize what this means?!?! All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
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