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S11 E23

The Big Bang Theory · Season 11, Episode 23

Amy, Bernadette and others in “The Sibling Realignment”

Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, a map, and chocolate from me. And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell, the number for Poison Control in case someone accidentally drinks the Purell, and a laminated table of elements because the American school system is a failure.

How many out of town guests are there gonna be?

I'm actually not sure. Turns out Sheldon didn't invite his brother.

Mm. Now it's starting to sound like a wedding.

And his mom said she won't come if his brother's not there.

Ooh, now it's starting to sound like a good wedding.

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