What's going on?
I'm going to be a father.
Congratulations!
Oh no!
Why "Oh no"?
Because this changes everything! You know, what about comic book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?
Relax, there's room for two babies in this group.
O dear luck, Penny's pregnant too?
You're the other baby!
Oh really? Well, would a baby have to shave once every eleven days?
Would an adult refuse to eat his Graham crackers because one of them was broken?
I guess we'll call this a draw.
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