[Sheldon is showing the valuables he keeps in his lock box]
[bringing out each item] My passport. My Wil.
You have a will?
Yeah, my one-eighteenth scale Wil Wheaton action figure. Yeah, I also have the other kind of will, and in it, I will my Wil back to Wil.
Will Wil want it?
Wil won't.
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