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S9 E2

The Big Bang Theory · Season 9, Episode 2

Howard, Raj and others in “The Separation Oscillation”

Why are marine biologists always so cute?

I don't know, but I'd like to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.

That's not helpful.

Then I won't say I'd like to cover three quarters of her surface area.

Are you done?

Not yet, this is fun! Ooh, I know... I'd let her free my Willy.

[Leonard gets up]

Where are you going?

Going to ask her if she'd be willing to talk to Penny. Tell her she has nothing to worry about.

Leonard wait.

What?

I'd like to spongebob her squarepants.

Now we are done.

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