You know, I was thinking. Without Sheldon, most of us would have never met, but Penny would have still lived across from him.
And with Leonard out of the picture, we all know what that would mean.
We do?
[Sheldon is sorting laundry and Penny enters.]
Hey, Sheldon.
Hello.
Doing laundry?
Of course I’m doing laundry. Saturday night is laundry night and I’m in a laundry room, so… I believe your inference is justified.
Oh my inference is justified. Sheldon you are so funny, Anyway, I need to do my laundry, too, because these clothes are so dirty. Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who is wearing them.
[Listening to the story.] OK, that’s enough.
Disagree.
[pointing to her bra] So what do you think?
A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.
Please Sheldon, I need you.
To what?
To take me.
I’m not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.
Come on, Sheldon. You and me right here.
Penny for the thousandth time. I’m saving myself for someone special. Perhaps a cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud.
I think I know how to change your mind.
That’s enough.
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