You can’t live here.
What? Why? Is it the {answering machine} message? I only used urban slang to sound tough so people wouldn't break in.
It’s not the message.
What is it then? I did everything just the way you like it.
You did.
THEN WHAT THE HELL SHELDON!?!? We have been going out for over two years and I have been nothing but patient with you. I watch your dopey space movies. I signed your ridiculous contract. I even stopped wearing lip gloss because you said it made my mouth look too slippery. I am the best girlfriend you’re ever going to have. Just give me one good reason why I can’t live here.
It’s Penny’s fault.
What?
She doesn't want to live with Leonard so he has to live here again. She’s the snake in our garden. She’s the reason we can’t be happy.
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