One vintage Mister Mxyzptlk action figure. That’s Leonard’s.
Children’s toy.
One Star Trek: The Next Generation Phasor. That’s Leonard’s.
Children’s toy.
One Game of Thrones collector’s edition long claw sword. Ah, Leonard and I bought that together. That’s a bit of an ethical conundrum. Eh, I’ll keep it.
So, what’s your plan moving forward?
I suppose I’ll have to find and cultivate a new roommate. What a task that will be. Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in?
No.
It took me forever to get him on a bathroom schedule. He would go whenever the mood struck him.
Like a dog boy.
Exactly.
What if you could find a roommate who was a scientist and already familiar and comfortable with your ways?
That would be ideal. If a person like that existed I would sign on no further questions asked.
Great! Here I am!
Wait. Here who is where?
Me. Aren't I your perfect roommate?
Um.
Think about it, Sheldon. I’m not a stranger. We’re intellectually compatible. I’m willing to chauffeur you around town. And your personality quirks which others find abhorrent or rage-inducing I find cute as a button. What do you think?
Um.
Tell me one reason that this isn't a fantastic idea.
Um.
See, you can’t. I’m going to see if Leonard’s room is big enough for my water bed.
Um.
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