Penny and Leonard in “The Egg Salad Equivalency”

Penny

So, hey, I was thinking about that stuff with Alex.

Leonard

Oh, would you stop worrying about that?

Penny

I can’t help it. But, look, I figured I could sit around and feel insecure, or I could do something about it. So I got a course catalogue at school and looked at some of the science classes.

Leonard

That’s great.

Penny

No, it isn’t, they are extremely boring. I mean, how do you not kill yourself, like, every day? Anyway, I decided I don’t need to be a scientist, I could just look like one. So I bought these.

Leonard

Glasses? I really don’t think that’s gonna change… oh, my God, you look so smart and hot.

Penny

I know, right? Watch this. Molecules.

Leonard

Okay, come with me.

Penny

Where are we going?

Leonard

To my bedroom, so I can take everything off but those glasses. And maybe the boots.