Amy and Sheldon in “The Fish Guts Displacement”

Amy

Sheldon, this isn't helping. Why don’t you just let me get some rest.

Sheldon

How can you sleep? I’m not done making you feel better. I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you and apply VapoRub to your chest.

Amy

[taken by surprise] You... you want to rub something on my chest?

Sheldon

Yes. All over it.

Amy

[stifling a cough] Maybe we should start with that.

Sheldon

Now you’re being a responsible patient. [he picks up the tub of VapoRub and sits on the couch opposite Amy] Now, you may notice some tingling...

Amy

Oh, I’m counting on it!