Sir, I’m flattered that you invited me, and I really want you to like me, but I don’t think this trip is the way to do it. And I can’t return these things if there’s chunks of duck all over them.
So, why’d you agree to come?
‘Cause Bernadette made me.
I tried to back out, too. My wife said I had to go.
Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You’re a big, scary cop.
You’re an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she’s only four feet tall.
So, what do we do now? They expect us to go away for the weekend.
Ah. There’s an Indian casino near Palm Springs. You know how to shoot craps?
No, but I’m not a stranger to dice games. I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion.
Mazel tov. I’ll teach you how to play.
Really? Thank you, sir.
Call me Mike.
Okay. Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike?
That’s my wife and daughter you’re talking about.
Great couple of gals.
I wouldn't go that far.
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