The Big Bang Theory · Season 3, Episode 4
“The Pirate Solution” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (3), Raj (3), Leonard Hofstadter (1)
I've always been a little confused about this -- why don't Hindus eat beef?
We believe cows are gods.
Not technically. In Hinduism cattle are thought to be like gods.
Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon! In the mood I'm in, I'll take you out, I swear to cow!
[After Sheldon offers him a job] Please don't take this the wrong way, but I would rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple, and then die a slow agonizing death from viral infection, than work with you.
For me.
[When losing an argument with Sheldon] Well, let me just tell you, if we were having this argument in my native language, I'd be kicking your butt!
English is your native language!
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