(after Tuan Le is fired) Tuan was just done in.
Sir Alan Sugar: Yeah, Tuan was done (laughs).
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm struggling with the situation but I've come to a conclusion and my conclusion is this: that Tuan, I'm afraid to say you had your chance. You didn't perform on this particular task so Tuan, you're fired!
Tuan Le: Thank you.
Sir Alan Sugar: Thank you
(Ruth and Tuan leave the boardroom but Syed remains seated)
Syed Ahmed: I mean, Sir Alan...
Sir Alan Sugar: Bye! (showing Syed the door) Ta-ra.
He's all gong and no dinner (on Syed Ahmed)
But I'm also sorry to say, Syed, despite some flashes of genius, you're too much of a risk for me. Syed, you're fired.
I'm just a likable person who can get along with anyone
Well you're not getting along with me.
Paul on Paul.
I've got no idea what he's doing here.
(The first firing)
Paul Tulip: There's plenty of people waiting for me.
Sir Alan Sugar: Well, I've got to tell you Paul. You haven't convinced me today right? So Paul I'm letting you go. Paul, you're fired!
(The second firing)
Sir Alan Sugar: Ansell, you're a very, very fine fellow. But Ansell, regretfully I've got to say to you, You're Fired.
Let's talk about Ansell.
Claude Littner: When I saw his CV, I would have put it in the bin. But when I saw the man-I quite liked him.
Shall we all go in there?
Paul Tulip: We might as well wait for Margaret to come out and that's not long anyway.
Syed Ahmed: Ah right, I'll be in there anyway. (walks off into a building)
Paul Tulip: Cock.
You wouldn't believe that! So I've been into the second-most place in Britain when it comes to insurance and I've just been removed by security.
Never underestimate me because you will be making a fatal error. I don't like liars. I don't like cheats. I don't like bullshitters. I don't like schmoozers and I don't like arse-lickers.
Don't start telling me that you're just like me, because no one's like me, I'm unique.
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