I will eat my shorts if that gets traction on social media. Hashtag concern.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(to Dillon St. Paul after Titans win the task) The gentleman who did this, worked on Hollywood stars. You might well be looking at the next one.
Give me a laptop and I'll make you a billion dollar company.
Lord Sugar: What?
Well Courtney, I've been watching you for the last eleven weeks and frankly for most of that time I've wanted to kind of, smack you over the face to wake you up! Seriously, I look in your eyes and I think "Where's the energy? Where's the passion?"
Courtney Wood: What makes you think that?
Claude Littner: (imitating Courtney) "What makes you think that?" Your demeanor! Come on!
(as he pushes Courtney for a proper justification as to why he should have Lord Sugar's investment) Come on Courtney! Yes! Yes! YES!
We've got Brexit. But in this process, I'm the one who decides who's going to remain and who's going to leave.
EMElizabeth McKenna
Lord Sugar, I had my hands in that meat. And I mixed it!
HJHarrison Jones
I'm not going to stand there and stand next to you, waiting for you to do numbers. I am going to make more burgers, I'm not going to stand there waiting for you to make a decision.
Tell me about this themed well, then. Who drew that?
Ross Fretten: That was the designer but that was in about 90 seconds...
Lord Sugar: Did you run out of time then?
Ross Fretten: I'm trying to actually explain. Not to be rude, but uninterrupted would be really helpful just so I can get something across...
JEJade English
It's a draw, yet there's three lads in the boardroom?
SSSiobhan Smith
Whatever's happened, we just need to let it go. (singing) Let it go, let it go...
SJSarah Jayne Clark
I'm laughing at the situation cos all I've heard for the last ten minutes is bla-bla-bla-bla-bla! I've had enough. I'm sick of it, for Christ's sake. We're meant to be pulling together and focusing on the task. I've had enough, of like a drill going through my temples. That's why I'm laughing, because if I didn't laugh I'd probably...combust!
ABAndrew Brady
ARE WE GONNA WIN THIS?!
BSBushra Shaikh
Elizabeth is an uncontrollable, unprofessional...cartoon character. She definitely goes on about pointless things...at the end of the day, you know, those kind of actions are not someone that I would class as a professional businesswoman.
(Pondering) I've got to say... I'm a gambler, and I've always been a gambler in business... This particular year (short pause; intense music) I'm gonna double my investment and I'm going to start a business with both of you! (Both James White and Sarah Lynn are so relived at the announcement)
Sarah Lynn: (jovially) Thank you.
James White: I won't let you down, Lord Sugar, it means the world to me. (Lord Sugar watches as his two new business partners James and Sarah embrace each other.)
Lord Sugar: You have done tremendously well... I will see you both shortly... Off you go!
Both James White and Sarah Lynn: Thank you (they both exit).
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