You're very excited aren't you?
Jessica Cunningham:I am,yeah. I'm really nervous.
Karren Brady: Take a breath.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(To Oliver who runs a sausage business) Are you Porkos, Greek god of sausages?
You like to be known as "The Big K"? Is that right?
Karthik Nagesan: The Big K to friends and fans but you can call me K.
JCJessica Cunningham
The one issue is, we can't find the jeans.
(slight pause, and then...)
Karren Brady: What do you mean, you can't find the jeans?
Jessica Cunningham: Er, basically, we put the jeans down and then we've not picked them back up again.
Karren Brady: So, you're...doing photographs for your jean campaign without your jeans?
(in the second occasion where both teams lose) Normally, in this task, I make the decision as to which one of those were the best...Well I'll tell you what: I am not putting my name to either of those advertising campaigns. They're useless! Both totally, absolutely useless! I feel so angry that not one of you geniuses came through and ran this thing properly. Never mind Mad Men, more like Demented Dimwits.
I mean, second week...my favorite task... I...(he stammers) I mean, I'm just lost for words really.
PSPaul Sullivan
(After both Titans and Nedula lose the task) If anyone else goes but Mukai today, that's a travesty.
I saw people not pulling their weight, and that's what leads to frustration because it feels like I'm pushing custard up a hill.
One of you will be fired. Or...
(he points to hanging mannequins)
Hung out to dry, like those mannequins up there.
(after Mukai accuses him of being a disruptor) There are two kinds of people in this world: Spectators and players. If you're a player, you'll roll up your sleeves and you'll get in there! Yes, you will step on people's toes and you'll be labelled a disruptor!
FBFrances Bishop
(seeing Oliver struggling to make rock) What does he do?!
Paul Sullivan: He makes sausages.
Frances Bishop: (surprised) Yeah, but...how?
Paul Sullivan: Don't ask me! I don't even know.
(all the while, Frances mouths "How?")
Oliver, your best hope for 250 grand is to buy yourself a scratchcard.
(after Mukai and Paul return to the house after the boardroom) I'm surprised you survived the boardroom after last week.
Mukai Noiri: Why are you surprised?
Karthik Nagesan: Bust-ups, bad decisions, bad business acumen...
Mukai Noiri: I live to fight another day.
(as he is selling sweets) Suck it! Who wants to suck it?!
(with exasperation) I don't get it! Wha...How would I know that's a New York skyline?! How would I know that's Majorca?!
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